you paper, scissors, rock my world

If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah” 

(Source: theresavoidinmypolaroid, via 4nnalouise)

tomnooksbitch:

phyllis i hope you die in a fire

tomnooksbitch:

phyllis i hope you die in a fire

(via axmuffins)

“It’s the oldest story in the world. One day you’re seventeen and planning for ‘some day’, and then quietly and without you ever really noticing, ‘some day’ is today.. And then ‘some day’ is yesterday, and this is your life. We spend so much time wanting, pursuing, wishing, but ambition is good. Chasing things with integrity is good, dreaming. If you had a friend you knew you’d never see again, what would you say? If you could do one last thing for someone you love, what would it be? Say it, do it, don’t wait. Nothing lasts forever. Make a wish and place it in your heart. Anything you want, everything you want. Do you have it? Good. Now believe it can come true, you never know where the next miracle’s gonna come from. The next memory, the next smile, the next wish come true. If you believe that it’s right around the corner, and you open your heart and your mind to the possibility of it, to the certainty of it, you just might get the thing you’re wishing for. The world is full of magic, you just have to believe in it. So make your wish. do you have it? Good. Now believe in it, with all your heart.”
— One Tree Hill. (via georgiedavey)

(via missabigaily)

madsonporae:

“Somebody who’s a good whistler…”   LOL!!!

                                      Poor Jen…

(via smashson-bomb)

airdot:

ihavebeensherlocked:

we-go-around-the-sun:

weasleylove:peetamellrks:

imagine if peeta’s dad was a butcher not a baker

his name could be meeta

if peeta’s dad sold vegetables 

his name could be beeta

if peeta’s dad owned a zoo

his name could be cheeta

if peeta’s dad was on a welcoming committee

his name could be greeta

if peeta’s dad didn’t want to do this shit anymore

his name would be queeta

(via soundsofalullaby)